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The Player

I first saw the player one morning in May. Since everything started to happen back in 2020 – and let’s be honest, it’s still happening – I decided to build a morning walk along the beach into my daily routine. Now I know what you’re thinking – “If I lived that close to the beach, I wouldn’t need a global pandemic to get me out there enjoying it!” Guilty as charged. Sure, I’d taken a stroll or two along the beach in the past – mostly as a way to evangelise my town to any friends and family who came to visit, but I’d never really taken the time to appreciate it for what it was. These days, I do appreciate it, in lots of different ways, and I’m not too proud to admit that I’d been missing out.

Anyway, back to the player. Spring had not so much as sprung, as reluctantly rose from a crouch with aching limbs – but nonetheless, here was some real sun that I could feel on my face. It glistened on the waves as they gently lapped the sand and I was surprised that there was nobody else around. Usually there’s a dog walker or two, and I’d joined them as one of the morning regulars since starting my routine. Sorry, I’m going off on a tangent again. I guess I didn’t think I’d have that much to say but then again, it’s been a long time since I’ve spoken to anybody.

So, there he was on the beach. At first glance, I couldn’t make him out. it looked like some bizarre piece of ship wreckage sticking out of the sand, but as one of the few very small clouds in the sky passed over the sun, I got a clearer view. He was sat at a grand piano. At least, I think it was a grand. It certainly wasn’t one of those ones your grandmother used to have, or that you see in old Western movies. Unsurprisingly, I was instantly reminded of that film where a woman plays a piano on the beach. At first, I thought this was someone paying homage to that, or parodying it for some student film or sketch maybe? Transfixed, I continued to move closer, until I could make out the player. He had dark hair, and was wearing a suit – somehow this made everything seem even stranger, even though if he was sat there in surf shorts and flip flops, it would still have been strange.

Then there was the music. When I was working, back when everything was normal, I used to love to write while listening to music. I like all sorts of stuff, but instrumental music seemed to work best – soundtracks and classical mostly. So, I had a basic working knowledge of piano concertos, the classic stuff as well as the contemporary. And yes, the soundtrack for that film that this whole scene reminded me of sometimes featured. This was different though. I couldn’t put my finger on what it was. Sometimes, just for a fleeting moment, it sounded like some of Hayden’s chamber stuff, then I thought I could detect a bit of Rachmaninov, then what could have been one of the player’s own compositions – strangely discordant, with crazy time signatures, then off into some random honky-tonk. It was the weirdest thing, but even stranger was the fluidity with which he moved between every style, making it sound like one crazy continuous piece, that you all at once knew, but didn’t know at all.

That probably doesn’t make any sense to you, but it’s difficult to describe. I don’t really know why, but it started to make a little more sense to me when I got a little closer to the player. His suit wasn’t any kind of dinner suit, business suit or tuxedo that I had seen before. It seemed to shift before my eyes, like I couldn’t quite focus on it. For a couple of seconds, it looked like it was made of some kind of weird fabric that shimmered, reflecting the sun and casting radiant mini-rays all around. Then a moment later, it turned into a sport jacket and slacks, then into something so impenetrably black that I could make no creases or folds out at all.

By now I was about 10 feet away, taking all this in with growing incredulity.

“Hey!” I ventured. “Sounds great! Thanks for brightening up my morning!”

The instant it was out of my mouth, I wished I could have said something more profound than this jaunty herald. I suddenly got the sense that this was a pivotal moment of crucial significance, and what I said would matter.

I needn’t have worried. The player continued to play, oblivious to my presence. I stepped a little closer, and ventured round the piano, getting a frontal view as well as from both sides. The shifting suit continued to shift, and the man’s impassive face just maintained the same expression. When I was stood directly in front of him, he didn’t even register, but just appeared to look right through me. It’s so weird to say this now, but it was like his face was doing the same thing as his suit. One minute he looked like a handsome movie actor in a pivotal cinematic scene, the next he was a gaunt wretch of a thing, with eyes that…I can’t describe it…they just seemed to make him look like someone who’d seen things that nobody else had ever seen. Then at the next glance, he looked like everyone’s favourite jovial party host, rousing the guests with one of his good-natured renditions.

As I was pondering over the whole otherworldliness of the situation, a thought stuck me. What if somebody else comes along? What will they do? What will I do? Where I lived wasn’t a bad place to be, but there were still some deviant kids who liked to cause trouble – probably just out of boredom. What would happen if they showed up? Then, coming the other way, I could see a woman in the distance, striding along as a Golden Retriever bounded on ahead in search of the length of driftwood she’d just thrown in front of her. As she got closer, I recognised her as one of the morning walk regulars and took comfort in the fact that she at least wouldn’t do anything disruptive.

The dog had returned to her side now and as they drew closer, I got ready to make conversation, with an ‘I know, right?’ expression on my face. The fact that the dog didn’t do anything instantly made me curious. It walked right past the player – just for a fleeting moment turning its head quizzically in his direction, then plodded up to me. I absentmindedly scratched behind the dog’s ears as I watched its owner close the distance between us.

“Don’t mind him, he’s just saying hello!”

She did not acknowledge the player at all as she walked straight past him. Before I could stop myself I said:

“Can you not see him? The man at the piano?”

She looked at me quizzically, saying she didn’t know what I meant. I made some hurried correction, saying that I’d seen someone on the promenade playing the piano yesterday and did she see him? That seemed to make more sense to her and of course, she said that she hadn’t. Relieved that I hadn’t created a scene but more confused than ever, I made to look as if I was gazing whimsically out to sea, so she wouldn’t think I was being weird just standing there. She carried walking with her dog behind me and a carried on watching the player. There! A bit of Mozart was it? Then some sort of weird, free-form jazz thing, I don’t know, I can’t really describe what it was.

That was when the idea struck me. We have all this technology at our fingertips and take it for granted to the extent that we forget we even have it. I took my phone out of my pocket and held it up. I wish I hadn’t. When I looked at the player through my camera, it was as if we had both been transported to…I don’t know where, some strange dimension, it was like…well, it sounds like such a  corny thing but it’s the best way I can describe it…It looked like the player was in Hell. I can’t unsee what I saw. He was surrounded by searing flames but the piano was completely untouched and his face remained impassive, at least until the flesh on it bubbled and melted, sliding off his skull before my eyes. Shouting out in horror, I pulled my camera away from my eyes and looked at him again. Everything was just the same as before, with him playing impassively away – with his face still very much intact. Despite what I’d just witnessed,  I couldn’t help myself, and held my phone up once more, ready to drop it from my field of vision if the same thing happened again. This time there was no fire. Now, the player was sat in a stunningly beautiful glade, with shafts of golden sunlight streaming down through the trees and countless flowers blooming all around. Ah, I thought. So this is the Heaven version – of course, how silly of me.

I couldn’t make sense of anything and was a moment away from just turning on my heels and running – just to put some distance between myself and something I couldn’t possibly understand. But there was one more thing to try. I switched my phone camera to video setting and held it up again. This time, the player was sat in a barren dust bowl of a place, the air thick with some sort of strange cloud. It shifted momentarily and I could just make out the skeleton of some enormous building, something that looked ultra-modern, but that had also been in a state of ruin for hundreds of years. Whether this change of scenery was a result of me switching to video, or just a coincidence, I don’t know. What I did know is that I’d had enough. Backing away from the player until he was a good 30 feet away, I turned round and ran all the way home, clutching my phone.

All of a sudden, it felt like I was in possession of the most amazing thing in the world but also the most terrifying thing in the world. I went into my bedroom and gave myself a moment, then looked at my picture gallery. I don’t know if it was disappointment or relief I felt when the last two pictures I’d taken now showed as corrupt files. I almost didn’t bother trying to play the video, but I did.

I know this didn’t happen at the time – I was only filming for a few seconds – but I swear, when I played the video back this time, it was different. The player stopped playing. He looked up directly into the camera. At me. My heart almost leapt out of my chest as he spoke:

“What you do next will decide the future.”

And, for the couple of seconds that it took him to say this, his surroundings were brought into vivid detail. He was sat in some kind of haunting, apocalyptic landscape, the burnt-out remains of skyscrapers behind him, as a number of shambling figures lurched about in the distance. I attempted to play the video again, but just like the photos, it was now showing up as corrupted. I wish I could tell you that the first thing I did was run back out to the beach, but I didn’t. I lay for the rest of the day on top of my bed, in a state of high anxiety and turmoil, until sheer nervous exhaustion lured me into a deeply uneasy sleep, full of dreams, fire and screams. When I awoke, still feeling absolutely exhausted, I hurriedly put on my shoes and headed out to the beach once more. The player was gone.

I don’t know why I’m writing this now, weeks after. Nobody will believe me and I’m the only person who saw it, but I guess I just feel the need to document it all somehow. What did he mean? Who was he? Believe me, I’ve tried to make sense of it, but the whole thing is too much for my mind to comprehend. I must admit, I’d been losing focus in my life before the player arrived. At least now I have something to think about, and something to work for. After all, nobody needs to know where I got the idea from, do they?

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You don’t always have to box off

Believe me, that was a hard heading to write. I’m the kind of person who likes to box things off and get one thing done before starting another. It makes me feel good because I’ve achieved something and not left any loose ends. It doesn’t always work that way with writing though.

Sure, you want to get that novel finished above all else. You want to commit dedicated time to it and not procrastinate. I get it. But I’m guessing that if you like writing, you’re an imaginative person and you’re always getting random ideas. These could be a scenario, a sentence, or even just a bit of dialogue – it doesn’t matter. Write them down. Make sure you keep a notebook for all your random ideas and don’t worry about keeping them spinning away while slaving over your main story.

This is great for two reasons. Firstly, you’ll have a few ideas floating around, which is always rich food for the imagination. Secondly, it’s a brilliant solution if you’ve set aside time to write but you’re hitting a literary brick wall with your main project. That time will never be wasted, because you can pick up on one of your other ideas and see where it goes. You may develop a storyline for a sequel, or a whole new series. You may even dream up something so amazing that it becomes your new main project. Lots of fantastic things have grown from the germ of an idea, and your next idea could be one of them.

So, don’t be afraid to start something new and keep all those plates spinning. Great things could happen.

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What is a book?

No wait, hear me out. Still there? Good.

If you’re reading this you’re probably looking for a little more than a literal answer, so here goes.

These days, books can take many forms. As well as a good old-fashioned charity shop find or a crisp new release hastily picked up from the airport newsagent before your flight, there is of course everyone’s favourite space-saver, the Kindle. Or indeed, the Kindle app if (like me) you’re slumming it just a little.

Delve into the world of online publication and you’ll have so much choice, you won’t know where to start. I’m guilty of perhaps not reading as much as I’d like to, but having dipped my toe into Amazonian waters, I discovered a few things pretty quickly.

Firstly, self-publishing makes it easier than ever before to get what’s inside your head out there for the public to enjoy. And if they don’t, well that’s their problem. At least you did it. This doesn’t have to be the 10000+ word fantasy epic you’ve been slaving away at for half your life though. These days, books take many forms. Your story may be great but you just find yourself wanting to get it over a little more quickly – that’s fine. In the world of self-publishing nobody looks down their nose at a novella.

It doesn’t even have to have a narrative either. From stream-of-consciousness ramblings and specialist cookbooks, to collected essays and structured how-to guides, pretty much anything can be a book these days.

So, get that idea out of your head and onto your screen and before long, it’ll be on everybody else’s screen as well.

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It’s fine to sit on your first draft

After months (maybe years?) of sketching out ideas, procrastinating, fleshing out characters, developing plots, then procrastinating a bit more, you’ve finally got your novel finished. Well, the first draft of it anyway. So what to do now?

It’s safe to say that nobody ever got their first draft published, so the next logical step is your second draft. The important thing is here though, don’t rush it. After all, it took you this long to get here didn’t it? Sit on your first draft for a while. Leave it alone. Don’t look at it and try not to think about it. Go off and write about something else – maybe that short story idea you’ve had simmering away in the back of your mind for a while, or even just another blog post.

This will make it much easier to look at your writing objectively when you do get to your second draft. After being immersed in your book’s own little world for months, you need some time to purposely forget some of the detail, so when you do come back to it, you’ll find it much more easy to notice all those parts you want to develop or change. And, because your brain has still been creatively active, but in different ways, you’ll be able to look at your book with fresh eyes. Who knows? Maybe something else you write may trigger off an idea on how to fine-tune that character who in your heart of hearts, you still have niggling doubts about.

Read as much as you can, too. It’s a great way to improve your own writing. Obviously I don’t mean you should go and steal someone’s idea, but you’ll subconsciously absorb lots of things you don’t even realise. After all, what you read for most of your life shaped you into the writer you are today, and you probably didn’t even know it! When you think you have your final draft ready, send it over to me, and I’ll put the finishing touches to all your hard work!

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The Fall (a short story)

Now…
Danny felt like shit, for two reasons. The first was the recurring dream he’d had last night, which had allowed him about 3 hours’ sleep. The second was the prospect of facing his boss, Westward, who was quite simply a textbook sonofabitch. Danny tried to ignore his craving for sleep, thoughts dwelling on his boss a while longer, then surveyed the scene before him. The subway always played host to the same array of commuter stereotypes. There was the kid with the headphones, decked out in designer leisure wear, blissfully unaware of the torment his music was causing the ancient lady sat in the seat next to him. Then there was the overweight middle-aged executive, all flabby jowls, plump hands and acrid cologne.

Looking out of the window, Danny saw an unusual splash of colour, surprised that he’d never noticed it before. As the subway train slowed a little, he found he could read the graffiti artist’s seemingly endless message, daubed on the brickwork along the side of the track: ‘WORK-SUB-TV-SLEEP-SUB-WORK-SUB-TV-SLEEP-SUB-WORK-SUB-TV-SLEEP-SUB….HOW MUCH MORE CAN YOU TAKE???’ Danny realised he was looking at his life. The point hit home, which only made him feel worse.

The train lurched to a standstill, creaking and groaning from the strains of its daily duties. As Danny slowly rose, he imagined that if it could feel, it would feel like he did right now – same stop, same routine, same New York. As he ascended into the gloomy morning, leaving the hustle-bustle of the subway to join the daily rat race, Danny could already see Westward Electronics’ office building looming menacingly overhead. A testament to modern architecture’s persistence to be the biggest, its lofty point seemed to lacerate the clouds, releasing the relentless drizzle of Fall.

As he walked towards the building, Danny noticed a group of people gathered beneath it. They were standing in a rough circle, each making their own contribution to a cacophony of raised voices, shouts and gasps. A police officer who happened to be nearby had noticed the commotion and was trying to cut his way through the throng, who remained unaware of his efforts and were eagerly searching for something that would break the monotony of their morning routine.

As Danny got closer, he could make out some of what was being said:

“Come on folks, let me through!”
“Oh my God!”
Looks like a leaper, man.”
Holy shit, what a mess.”
“Jeeesus”
“Goddamn sidewalk pizza!”
“It definitely looks like a suicide…”

Almost everyone had something to say. Danny cursed himself for being just like the rest of them, an eager witness to death. He muscled in beside a young woman – “Hey, watch it mister!” – and eventually found himself at the front of the group, struggling to keep his place and to avoid stepping in the slowly spreading pool of blood. There was lots of the stuff and the boy’s – was it a boy? – the boy’s clothes looked…Jesus Christ, his face!

Then…
It was the summer of 1981. For two carefree kids of 15, it was a summer that seemed to last forever. Danny had been overjoyed when his parents had allowed him to stay in Denver with Richie’s aunt and uncle. Both families knew each other well and as a result, Danny and Richie Arnold were best friends. The holiday was going great and five days in, Richie’s uncle had suggested a trip out to the Rockies. The boys had been thrilled. The trip was planned for the weekend and the idea was that they’d camp out – “rough it” –as Richie’s uncle had explained to the boys earlier.

Danny was born in Topeka, Kansas, and had never seen so much of his country’s natural wonders in one go. He eagerly drank in his surroundings, enjoying the sights and sounds as he looked around in awe. His parents tried to get out with him whenever they could, but the Rockies were something else. On the Saturday, after a long hike, they’d all sat down to rest, a good distance from a ravine which gave way to a stunning view. Danny had gazed intently at the opposite rock face, the distant horizon, and the mountains. He could even see a section of the Arkansas river, glistening in the distance.

It had all happened so fast. When Richie’s uncle’s back was turned, Danny had suggested they go to the edge of the ravine, to look straight down. The drop was huge. Richie, who had always been the more careless of the two boys, started fooling around, balancing on one foot close to the edge. Danny shouted a warning to his friend to be careful, to which he replied:

“What’s the matter Danny, chicken or somethin’?”

Richie didn’t listen of course. How was he to know that what he thought was firm earth beneath him was loose rocks? Danny could see his friend’s expression for an instant – a strange mixture of terror and confusion – then he was gone. He rushed to the edge, shouting Richie’s name, and just had time to see a flash of his friend’s red and black shirt, then nothing.

Danny returned home in sorrow. He didn’t stop crying for a week and every night he would dream. Only it wasn’t a dream. He was awake in his room. His model spaceship hung from the ceiling, his wardrobe was a tall, dark shadow, while his desk lurked squat in the corner. Then, Richie would appear. His red and black shirt was stained with gore, his left arm a shattered ruin, bone jutting from a rent in his sleeve. His face was the worst of all. His left eye was completely missing, an ugly bare socket gazing out vacantly, endlessly, while his skull was crushed madly inward on one side, like a collapsed eggshell. Richie would always hold his hand out in the same beckoning way and Danny would scream as loudly as he had ever screamed in his life. Yet, above the sound of his own terrified voice, he would hear Richie’s, through shattered teeth and burst lips:

“What’s the matter Danny, chicken or somethin’?”

It would always end there and Danny would wake up, still screaming, as his mother rushed in to comfort him. Mom wasn’t there last night though. Last night, Danny had experienced his childhood recurring dream for the first time in 15 years.

Now…
He suddenly felt faint. The people seemed to be looming over him and all he could do was stare at the shattered 15-year-old face of Richie Arnold. As he began to sway, an office worker grabbed Danny’s arm to support him, saying:

“What a waste…I dunno, he just fell out of the sky.”

Then, someone else, the headphones kid from the subway train, added:

“Fell out of the 80s too…just look at those threads.”

Now, Danny felt sick and light-headed, the nausea rising from the pit of his stomach as unconsciousness beckoned. Before he passed out though, he swore he could hear Richie’s voice:

“What’s the matter Danny, chicken or somethin’?”

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It doesn’t matter what you write

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OK, that’s a statement that could be viewed in a positive or negative light.

But what I guess I’m saying is, the ‘act’ of writing is often more important. You know, in that ‘the point of the journey is not to arrive’ kind of way. It’s what I’m doing right now. I decided I wanted to share my thoughts on the act of writing. I won’t be any worse off if you don’t read this or share it, but obviously, it would be great if you did!

Just getting those creative juices flowing and stimulating the mind with some good old-fashioned ramblings is a great way to start the day. You may find the very act of writing too daunting, and think it’s somehow the preserve of people who wear no socks and work on their novels in coffee shops, or sage journalistic masters, who enjoy telling anybody who’ll listen about the dark days before the internet. The truth is, anyone can write and modern technology makes it easy.

If you’re unsure of where to start, start small. A review of a book or an album you’ve just bought, some of your favourite travel destinations – all these things can be left in the feedback sections of the site you bought them from. It can be a good way of finding your voice if you’re not sure what it sounds like, and you’ll be informing people too.

So, get writing! And when you’ve worked your way up to that novel you’ve always wanted to write, give me a shout!

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The inevitable travel blog

Why a travel blog on here?

One of the most popular holiday pastimes is reading. It’s a time when we can really lose ourselves in a book. More than just the 20-minute read before bed to help us fight-off the deadly blue screen threat, or satisfy ourselves that we’ve at least read something today.

Of course, if you like to get a little more out of your holiday than beach-basking and pool lounging, you’ll be wanting to explore some of a city’s most popular places. I ideally like to do a bit of both, so with no other reason than to write something and share my experiences, here we go.

Toronto

As a person with Canadian family connections and a massive Rush fan to boot, my visit to this fantastic country was always going to be a bit of pilgrimage of sorts. Unsurprisingly, I spent a lot of time in perhaps its best-known city and it was every bit as rewarding as I hoped it would be.

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It’s like a friendly New York…
This is how an Englishman in Toronto who I met described the city to me. I’ve been to both and though I did indeed love the Big Apple, I have to agree! You may or may not have heard that Canadian’s are friendly and will do anything to help and it’s certainly true! I thought I was doing a great job of not looking like a tourist or looking lost generally, but nevertheless, there was always someone offering help – but never in a pushy way.

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A tower you really can’t miss
Yes, in every sense of the word, the world-famous CN Tower is unmissable. Get there early if you want to avoid the queues because they start outside and continue inside. It’s worth it though! To ease your passage, there’s information films displayed inventively along the way, before you finally arrive at your designated lift. Sorry, elevator. The attendant is on hand to share a few tower-related factoids with you as you ascend and it’s quite an experience to see the ground falling away as you rise. You can spend as much time as you want at the top and needless to say, the view is incredible. It’ll cost you a little more to go one stage higher and even more if you want to indulge in a hair-raising exterior tower walk, but the main viewing area is more than enough if this is your first visit. (Don’t miss the glass floor – if you can see it for the crowds getting their pictures taken!)

A Streetcar named Day Pass
The street cars are Toronto landmarks in their own right and a great way to get about. You simply hop on and off and they’re a good way to soak up a little scenery as you travel. The Toronto underground is almost as famous and is a speedier way to travel. It’s like another city down there and it’s possible to walk a mile without ever resurfacing, exploring different districts and shopping malls as you go. A TTC day pass is a cheap and effective way to travel around the city. It’s valid on streetcars, buses and the underground and gives you unlimited journeys. There are a number of squares and public places in the city where there’s always something going on, from food festivals to live music performances and a pass is a great way to help you see a little of everything.

A day at the beach
Really? In Toronto? Well, I was surprised too. Fact is, beach life is very much alive and well in the, yes you’ve guessed it, Beach Area, with a boardwalk which runs along a large section of the colossal Lake Ontario. Multiple dog-walkers, surfers, bathers, kids on summer camp and ice cream shops – it’s all here, along with some great coastal views. Venture inland and there’s plenty of cafes and clothes shops to discover, so you can shop at your leisure and take a load off with a coffee.

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A day at the Market
I’d heard about Kensington Market and perhaps because of the London-centric name connection, was expecting a Camden market vibe. Merging with the city’s China Town, Kensington offers a little of that but it’s very much its own neighbourhood, where bicycles are lined up row on row and three story houses have become shops selling all manner of wares, from vintage army surplus to beach bum chic and of course, health-conscious eating. Buy an iced tea, sit back and drink it all in. And don’t miss the wall murals!

In Bruges

Clearly, Colin Farrell had it wrong. Whether or not you’ve seen the quirky yet brilliant film which recently came up in a conversation with friends, you’ll certain find plenty to do if you ever find yourself In Bruges. So with Easter just around the corner and our thoughts turning to tasty treats, I thought I’d take you on a little tour around Belgium’s daddy of confection.

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Chocolate…all of the chocolate
108_0740If there’s one thing Belgium is more famous for than anything else, it’s chocolate and a visit to Bruges gives you one of the best chances to stock up and get your fill. More than just your usual sweet-toothed tourist trap, this is the centre of the area’s industry and a stroll down the old town’s cobbled streets presents one outlet after another. From high-end confectioners to quaint traditional shops, there’s something to suit every taste and budget, from classy to tacky. Serious cocoa scholars should pay a visit to the town’s chocolate museum where you can find out more about the processes involved, the history of chocolate making and much more besides. As is always the way with these things, you exit through the gift shop but you may find yourself lingering longer than normal, with plenty of tasty treats on offer.

108_0673Take a trip up the Belfry of Bruges
It’s not difficult to see why this fantastic structure is the town’s most famous landmark, towering over the old town square since 1240 when it was first built. It’s had a bit of a tough time since then, catching fire after a lightning strike in 1493 and again in 1741. After subsequent tweaks and re-builds, it was decided, quite wisely, that a wooden spire was perhaps not the best choice and the gothic-stone rooftop was added in 1822. You need to buy a ticket to tour the tower, but it’s AT reasonable cost and the view from the top is worth the entry price alone. Before you get up there though, you can explore it in depth, learn more about its history and have a laugh spotting the odd bit of In Bruges-inspired graffiti on the steep spiral climb to the top. Make sure you time your visit to be up there one the hour when the bells sound – it’s quite an experience!

View from the canal
A great way to take in some of this charming place’s fantastic buildings, including two architecturally impressive churches, is by taking a canal boat ride. It’s the usual set-up you’ll no doubt be familiar with if you’ve taken a boat trip anywhere – departures at certain times and a route designed to showcase the best of Bruges. Needless to say, the camera is once again a must – just make sure you keep tight hold of it – the canals are pretty deep!

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Market Day
If you’re one of life’s browsers, barterers or hagglers, then you’ll love exploring the myriad market stalls. There’s something instantly more pleasing and authentic about buying fresh local produce from a local stall and here you’ll be able to find everything from fruit and vegetables to fresh bread and all manner of cheeses – and of course, more chocolate.

 

Dubrovnik

Winter may be coming for the last time as Game of Thrones gears up for its final season, but you’ll pleased to know you can visit Westeros anytime, with a trip to none other than King’s Landing. OK, that would in fact be Dubrovnik, but read on to find out more about why this is such a cool place to explore, whether you’re a ‘Thrones fan or not!

Known whimsically as the Pearl of the Adriatic, Dubrovnik is a hugely popular destination on the Croatian coast – an area which has as much history to its name as it has bountiful beaches. More and more people are choosing a Croatian beach break for their summer escape, as it’s still a relatively cheap country when it comes to holiday spends. Sun worshipper or sightseer, if you’re spending time in the Croatian coast, you really should take a trip to Dubrovnik during your stay.

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Fit for a king
The first thing you need to know when visiting Dubrovnik is that you need to head for the old town. Dubrovnik’s more than the atmospheric stone-walled city brought to our screens as Kings Landing in Game of Thrones but to be honest, this is the bit everyone wants to see and with good reason. Just follow the crowds through the archway and already, you start to feel the history of the place and despite the relentless hustle-bustle of tourists, you won’t fail to get caught up in the atmosphere. You may not even have to get as far as the tourist information office before a themed GOT tour leaflet is thrust into your palm by a suitably-garbed guide. You don’t have to pay for a tour though, and Dubrovnik’s old town is so small and compact that you won’t have any problem finding your way around.

Take a walk on the wall side
One thing you simply must do during you visit is take a trip along the city walls. Aside from offering you the best view of Dubrovnik’s streets and its splendid architecture, you’ll also enjoy a crow’s-eye view of the beautiful Adriatic coast and there’s also a good chance you’ll spot a millionaire’s yacht or two. It costs to scale the walls but it’s certainly worth the money, as you cross ramparts, explore turrets and treat yourself to a much-needed drink in a conveniently-placed café bar. One thing Dubrovnik is known for is its distinct red-roofed buildings, many of which have been faithfully restored following the damage they suffered during the Serb-Croat War. You can do the full circuit or leave the walls at one of a number of convenient points but whatever you decide to do, don’t forget the camera, and with your phone fully charged.

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Sampling the wares
There’s no walk of shame when it comes to exploring Dubrovnik’s busy streets. Everyone’s at it and it’s best just to embrace the heavy tourist nature of the place, whether that’s by picking up an authentic souvenir or seeking out some of the summer fashions. One thing’s for sure, there’s no shortage of shops and every street and alleyway reveals something different, whether that’s a historical book store, an art gallery or a tucked-away bar where the only seats are in the alley outside (but where the Wi-Fi’s still free!)

Scale the heights
If you’re the kind of tourist who feels that they haven’t really visited a place until they’ve climbed the highest point, then don’t miss the chance to take a cable car ride up Srdj. There’s more than one mountain in King’s Landing and aside from offering you a walk-free way to scale this lofty leviathan which towers over Dubrovnik, the cable car is an amazing experience in itself and there are some truly incredible views over city and sea to enjoy. There’s a choice of restaurants at the top too, so if you time your visit right, you can accompany the stunning views with a spot of lunch.

 

Venice

 

The City on the Water is a natural place to start this blog, being such a timeless influence on a host of authors, poets and playwrights. It’s also one of those places that everyone’s heard of, conjuring up images of gondolas and their associated gondoliers gliding romantically along the canals. Lots of places get called ‘the Venice of somewhere or other’ but there’s only one Venice and though it’s undeniably a huge tourist hub, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t see it for yourself. Here’s just a few of the must-sees and a few tips on how to do Venice a little cheaper, too.

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Just one gondola…
While a gondola ride is a tourist must, it can be a costly affair, but there are some ways to avoid paying over the odds. Which brings me on to the inevitable gondola ride. If you’re arriving off a cruise ship, negotiate the parade of street sellers plying all manner of bags, hats, trinkets and plastic junk for the kids and it won’t be long before you happen upon a gondolier or 20. In truth, these guys on the expansive Main Canal offer rides at a premium price and yes, though they often guarantee ‘that’ stripy top and some seriously ornate gondolas, it’s always better to venture a little off the beaten …er canal, and pick one of the smaller ones deeper into the city. You won’t have to search for long until you see one and it’s a pretty safe bet he’ll work out cheaper.

A big attraction
St Mark’s Square, once famously called ‘the drawing room of Europe’ by Napoleon, is of course a must. He was right. It’s pretty big. This ornate gathering spot is the cultural hub of the city, and it’s from here that you can visit St Marks Basilica, the Doges Palace and the Tower of St Mark, among other things. Here’s another tip though. NEVER eat or drink here. Sure, you’ll enjoy an amazing atmosphere and the food will be good but you’ll pay way over the odds for a premium spot, and extra also for the music, the service…pretty much the only thing you won’t pay more for is the air. Still, it’s enough to walk about and soak up the atmosphere of this incredible place.

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Patience of a Saint
The Basilica is, as you would imagine, brimming with ornate artworks and architecture and whether you’re an aficionado of the arts or not, you won’t fail to be impressed by what’s on show. Everything from the huge horses which used to adorn the building’s facia to all manner of goblets, garbs and reliquaries. A tip though, if you are planning on visiting, get there early or purchase a fast-track pass. In the space of minutes the square will fill up with tourists, many of them forming a queue to this building.

Game of Doges
If the basilica is Venice’s religious heart, the Doges Palace is its political mind. The Doges were kind of a big deal back in the day and throughout history, Doge after Doge resided in this incredible building and ruled over the city. The Sistine Chapel isn’t the only artist in town when it comes to ceiling frescos, as the Doges is brimming with them, each room more impressive than the last. You’ll see portraits of each Doge, numerous artworks and some seriously impressive suits of armour and enough pikes and halberds to fill King’s Landing several times over. It’s also from here that you can cross the famous Bridge of Sighs, so-called because it led to the palace’s prison, and those crossing it to their cell would catch their last glimpse of the city through its small square windows as they were incarcerated within.

Glass act
Venice is famously made up of 118 islands and if you’re in the city for a few days, be sure to take a water taxi out to Murano. This is the home of the famous glass of the same name and the place to go if you want to take home a transparent trinket or two. Practically every other shop sells glass here and you can even take a visit to the glassmaking factory. It’s a thoroughly pleasant place to just chill out with a delicious Italian ice cream and take a stroll though, with some eye-catching glassworks to spot in the streets, too.

Food for thought
Then there’s the food. Italian cuisine has a knack of being cheap on price and rich on the palate, with a huge choice of dishes on offer and an even wider choice of eateries. Again, stay away from the square if you want to keep hold of some of your holiday Euros and take a trip down an alley or three and you’ll soon stumble across a restaurant. Trip Advisor and Google maps are a winning combination when it comes to finding a good place to take a load off.

 

Rome

Well, since we’re already in Italy, let’s head south a little, to the country’s legendary capital. Always bustling and full of things to see any time of the year, it’s one of the world’s most famous cities and even if you’ve been before, there’s always something new to discover. If you haven’t, tourist tickets including access to a combination of attractions are a great way to see some of the most popular landmarks.

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Ridley Scott for real
One of the world’s most iconic structures, the mighty Colosseum is of course a must-see and no matter how many pictures you’ve seen, documentaries you’ve watched or sword and sandal epics you’ve enjoyed, nothing can prepare you for it. The Romans of course built numerous structures like this throughout the course of their imperial expansion but firmly on home turf, this one was, and still is, the daddy. It’s a humbling thing to step inside and take in the scale of the place, and if you close your eyes you can almost hear the clash of gladiators’ steel. There are various levels to explore and all around, statues and treasures unearthed in the continuous excavation work are proudly on display. Paying a little extra for a special tour gets you access to the lower levels, where you can learn more about the ahead-of-their time mechanics of the Colosseum. Whatever you choose, book online first to jump the always epic queues.

Visit another country (kinda)
The other enormous tourist draw is of course the sprawling city within a city, the Vatican. It’s a hugely popular pilgrimage for people of all faiths and none and is in fact its own state, with its own post office and stamps. It’s almost like visiting another country, complete with airport-like security to get you inside. There’s so much to see that you’ll struggle to do everything in a day but not surprisingly, St Peter’s Basilica and the Sistine Chapel are the most popular areas. It’s important to plan ahead, because there are different queues and tickets to get you in the Basilica, the chapel and the rest of the complex, so plan in advance. The Vatican Museums are of course more than a few shelves of dusty chalices and the wealth of art on display is truly breathtaking. There are gardens to stroll through, cafés to sit in and of course, gifts shops to peruse, so plan your day well and again, book in advance – the queues are colossal.

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The Forum rules
If you really want to get a feel for the layout of how the city was back in the day, be sure to stroll through the Forum. You’ll need to buy a ticket and there are numerous entrances but once inside, you’re free to roam around. This incredible place was once the beating heart of the Eternal City and even today as you walk along the avenues past columns and colonnades, you can imagine dignitaries strolling in the sun and discussing the weighty issues of the day. There’s archways, artworks and a host of individual buildings to explore, each with their own unique features, including the famous Roman Baths. Exploring the Forum is also a great way to get across the city and if you plan your route carefully, you’ll be able to see a lot more in a day.

A tomb with a view
This is one you may not have explored even if you’ve visited the city before but you should certainly make time for it, even if you’re there for the first time. The Mausoleum of Hadrian, locally known as Castel Sant’Angelo, is pretty impressive when it comes to burial chambers. It’s hard to imagine that this was its only purpose but as you explore, you’ll discover about how it wasn’t too long before the defensive properties of this lofty cylindrical structure soon became clear to the Romans. There are some fantastic views of the city to enjoy as you walk around, not just from the rooftop but also through the stone arch windows on the floor below, where a thoughtfully placed café gives you the opportunity to take in a tipple as well as the scenery.

Do drink the water!
I’ve touched on just a few of the many things you can see in Rome, but though it can get really hot in the summer, don’t worry about getting dehydrated or paying over the odds to stop yourself being so. The numerous water fountains (Not the Trevi, that’s strictly out of bounds for helping yourself but of course, well worth seeing!) contain cool, fresh drinking water and are clearly marked as such. Take an empty bottle and fill it up as you go. This way, you’ll avoid the costly tourist trap of the omnipresent water-seller and have enough money to buy your Colosseum key ring and Vatican fridge magnet!

 

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January 24, 2019 · 1:07 pm

A Summer of Verne

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I may have been familiar with some of his most popular work thanks to the old film adaptions I watched my childhood, but until this summer, I’m ashamed to admit that I’d never read anything by Jules Verne.

There, I said it. Feels better to get it out in the open. I ‘m still only two books better off, but what an amazing pair of books they are. It’s admittedly a massively overused phrase but 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and its Sequel The Mysterious Island really have stood the test of time as pieces of literature. A good story is a good story and will always trump a work which falls over itself to shoe-horn as many fancy words in as it can. That’s not to say Verne didn’t show literary flair but his emphasis was always on keeping the reader gripped and taking them on a fantastical journey.

All the while I was reading, I was reminding myself that they were translations too, and what skill Verne must’ve had to ensure the many works he wrote in his native French could be enjoyed by everyone. They’re a fascinating time capsule as well, from a time when it wasn’t easy to visit other countries, experience other cultures, or an everyday occurrence to meet someone with a different colour of skin.

In 20,000 Leagues…, Verne not only introduced one of popular culture’s most enduring figures in the enigmatic Captain Nemo, but one of its greatest feats of engineering, his mighty vessel the Nautilus. We take the idea of the submarine for granted now, but in this book, Verne pretty much invented it. The ideas and concepts he introduced in the book surrounding the Nautilus must’ve been nothing short of revolutionary at the time and it’s quite an experience to read about it now, knowing that at the time of publication, no-one had ever heard of such a thing before.

The Mysterious Island has also received the film adaption treatment – twice – but it was of course the original which caught my attention as a child. In it, Verne carefully weaves a stand-alone tale into the continuation of Nemo’s story seamlessly and extremely satisfyingly. In some ways it’s an even more gripping read, and it’s fascinating to behold the ingenuity of its protagonists as they adapt to life on their new-found accidental home.

If you’re a literary stranger to Jules Verne, I’d highly recommend these two great helpings of escapism.

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October 8, 2018 · 8:41 am

Why do we need editors?

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You know that last book you read? Did you really enjoy it?

Did something you couldn’t quite put your finger on make it just that little bit more… readable? Sure, you’ve read books with more characters and loads of detailed description and they were OK, but there was something about this which really worked.

Okay, maybe it was down to that most reliable of things which makes a book – a good story. Chances are though, it was edited too.

“What!?” I hear you cry incredulously. “You mean some things aren’t edited?”

Yes, really. There’s no taking raw talent away from a writer but no matter how original the idea, how good the narrative or how strong the characters, a good editor can be the difference between your e-book getting up there in the Amazon star ratings and getting your initially enthusiastic readers a little lost along the way.

After all, we live in busy times. Many readers want to dedicate their hard-earned book time to something which they think is worth their while.

This may all seem obvious, but the truth is, many authors who’ve put blood, sweat and tears (not to mention time) into their novels have done so without the help of an editor. The story’s still there but it’s missing something and it’s that missing ‘something’ that could be the difference between your reader abandoning ship for another of the many books out there on the great E-reader sea.

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